What do you name in your every day life?

I name everything. For me almost everything has its own unique personality and therefore deserves its own name.

I will go ahead and name off the things in mylife that I have named.

My 1981 Camaro is Joyce, she is an absolutly hateful outrageous older woman and a bull dyke to boot. I love her dearly.

My Chevy Corsica is Connie, she is a wonderful little housewife-mobile that gets me to work each day.

My husband drives a cute sassy little Mazda MX-6 named Myrtle.

We have together a wonderful Oldsmobile 88 named Olivia that we take on road trips.

Now inside of my house I have Kathy Kenmore, she is my handy dandy vacuum I got from the salvation army. The best 30.00 I ever spent.

We have Marge Maytag, our refridgerator, she is a BIG girl that is top heavy since her freezer is on the bottom.

I also have Helga Hoover and Delores Dirt Devil my tow trusty carpet cleaners that have been pretty much retired since we went with hard surface floors throughout the house.

My computer is a wonderful Mac G4 tower named Book. I call her book because of the way she apears to beath when asleep and I got all of this from the movie Hocus Pocus. In it Bette Midler plays a witch who has a beloved spell book that she simply refers to as "Book", she taps on it and says "oh!! BOOK! wake up my darling!!!". I do tha same thing everytime I move my mouse to wake Book up.

Ok I have shown a lot of my own neurosis in this posting.