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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Meet Joyce!

Meet Joyce! She is my 1981 Camaro and was my very first car. I still have her, love her and will probably never part with her.


A few things you should know about Joyce, she is a lesbian and a gruff one at that. She is an outrageous older woman ( she takes great pride in this), Joyce asked god she is pro-choice, Joyce asks that you please not feed or tease the straight people while riding in her, Joyce was kicked out of the girl scouts for eating a brownie, and last but not least Joyce is female by birth, lesbian by Grace, and if you see Grace tell her Joyce says hi!

As you can see in the first two pictures below Joyce is in need of some "work", by work I mean cosmetic. she is waiting for an appointment with with a very exclusive doctor to do a face lift on her. There are two extra pictures of what her face will look like after her lift is performed. This is what her original color should look like. Be sure and check out her new shoes (wheels) she is very proud of them and cannot wait for her face lift to make them just glow!



What the after shots of the facelift will resemble!


3 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger ScandinavienNova said...

For Joyce I can change and become a lesbian dear..she was so hot!!! ;)

Nice car, I understand why you love her dearly.

Hugs Camilla

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Mr.Brian/Mr.Fletcher said...

Joyce looks quite dazzling. I'm sure Ellen and Rosie are quite the jealous darlings!

 
At 8:25 PM, Blogger Babsbitchin said...

NOW THAT'S ONE BITCHIN' CAR!! HI GUYS!

 

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