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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Happy Chanukah!

Blessed are you, Adonai, Ruler of the Universe, who has sanctified us by Your laws and commanded us to kindle the Chanukah Lights.

Blessed are you, Adonai, Ruler of the Universe, who inspired the heroic deeds of our fore-fathers in times past at this season.

The Temple where I attend services here sends out a wonderful little Chanukah Home Service every year and it highlights something for each night. The theme for tonight the fourth night of this wonderful festival is Tikva (hope).

Here is to all of you out there in Blogger Land. I wish every one of you good health and blessings during this wonderful time of the year. May all of you have a wonderful upcoming new year that is filled with hope and happiness.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Mr & Mrs. Cranky One

Just a shot of The Great Cranky One and his husband.

Monday, December 19, 2005

My First Wireless Post!

Hello all!!!

I hope this finds everyone doing well. I have spent the day cleaning, shopping and wrapping presents. The holidays are well on their way around my house.

Everything is taking shape. We are having a holiday party for our friends here this thursday. I am looking forward to it. All three of the trees are up and decorated. All of the Chanukah decorations are out and ready for the festival of lights too.

As I write this I am sitting on my couch enjoying being able to do this wireless for the fist time. My hubby and my drag sister went together and got me a laptop for Christmas/Chanukah this year and I already have it. I am very excited.

I will try to either tomorrow or the next day take pics of the third tree and the other bits of festiveness to post on here.

I will talk to everyone soon!!!!!

-The Great Cranky One

Friday, December 16, 2005

My First Meme!!!

Ok so I have been tagged by Camilla, here we go!!!!

Okay, first I have to put the first one out of the list and add my own name at the bottom.

1.Michael
2.Sumeeta
3.Francessca
4. PissedOfPencil
5. Great Cranky One

What were you doing 10 years ago?

Oh lord I was finishing up a whirlwind first semester at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. Right around this date I was in Atlanta for the SEC Championship against Florida and about to be in Florida right after Christmas for the Carquest Bowl Against North Carolina. I had also just come out of the closet that fall. Those were some crazy times!

What were you doing one year ago?

One year ago I was working near my house in a job I hated. I was getting ready to quit and go back to school full-time, little did I know I would get my job here at the University.

Five Snacks that you enjoy?
1. Ranch Lays Potato Chips
2.Fresh tomatoes with lots of salt.
3.Chocolate anything
4.saltine crackers with miracle whip on them
5.Milk with saltine crackers crushed up in it.

Five songs you know all the lyrics to?

Just for you Camilla, all songs bt Swedish Groups

1. Fading Like A Flower - Roxette
2.It Must have been Love - Roxette
3.Salvation- Roxette
4.Juni Juli Augusti – Gyllene Tyder
5.Listen to your heart – Roxette

Five things you'd do if you were a millionaire?

1.Pay off our house.
2.Pay off all my debts
3.Buy another home somewhere abroad.
4.Travel around the world
5.Pursue being Miss Gay America.

Five Bad Habits

1.I eat way to much salt.
2.Watch to much TV
3.Drive way to fast
4.Drink Moutain Dew like it is water
5.I used to bite my nails but I stopped. WOOHOO

Five Things You Like Doing?

1.Read
2.Write
3.having long and intense discussions
4.Have sex
5.Driving really fast.

Five things you would never wear again?

1.My size 11 Fredrico Leoni pumps, they are just to small, and 4” high in to small a size kills you.
2.The tragic dress I did my first drag show in.
3.32 inch waist jeans
4.My purple suede drag coat… I lost it.
5.Bikini briefs.

Five Favorite Toys?

I am so with Camilla on this. I love toys!

1.GI Joes.
2.Voltron
3.Star wars toys from the 70’s

4.Care Bears
5.Strawberry Shortcake

Ok now I have to tag five folks!

I don’t care if you have been tagged already or not.

  1. Brettcajun
  2. Ethan at Brat Boy, why not?
  3. Scotty, Other side of straight
  4. Persian guy
  5. Ari – Diaspora South

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Miss Connie Lingas in the Flesh Honey!!!


This is my sister Miss Connie Lingas! She was my guest blogger while I was in Florida.

This is what she says about herself in this picture.

"Honey, I lookededed fierce!"

This is her Miss Shirley Q. Liquor hat and pose.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Ahh the Holiday's! Part II


This is the second tree in my 70's room.
As you can see from the paneling it is deserving of it's name. I will try to get some pics this weekend that show my 70's furniture as well.

Here we are with the overhead lights off. This tree is more traditional and I also call it my granny tree. Because it feels like the kind of tree my granny had when i was little. Lots of ornaments collected over the years. a large portion of the ornaments on this tree are from my husband's childhood. His mom have them to us last year.

I will have more pics after this weekend when I am done with my third tree right inside my front door in our foyer. I will also take pics of all my Chanukah decorations
as well.

Happy Holiday's everyone. Just the rest of this week and I am off for two weeks! WOOHOO! I love working for a state university! I am also all done with school for the semester! YAY!!!

see ya later!

The Great Cranky One

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Ahhh the holidays!

This is one of the Christmas trees in my house. We have another one that has been put up and will probably have a third. Add to this the fact that I have been decorating for Chanukah as well and it is very festive around our place. I am going to be taking pictures of everything this weekend and will get them posted.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Has anyone seen me?I don't know if I am coming or going!

hey all out there in blogger land! I feel like I have abandoned you and I apologize. I am in the home stretch of the fall semester and will be done after this weekend.

I also saw Dolly Parton in concert last night she was sooo wonderful. I will write all about it later i dont have enough time right now.

My 29th birthday is also December the 12th. I cannot believe I am almost 30!!!

I will leave you today with the lrics to a song I just love.

Oh how the years go by! By Vanessa Williams

In our time of trouble
We only had ourselves
Nobody else
No one was there to save us
We had to save ourselves

And when the storms came through
They found me and you
Back together
And when the sun would shine
It was yours and mine
Yours and mine forever

Chorus:
Oh how the years go by
Oh how the love brings tears to my eyes
All through the changes, the soul never dies
We fight, we laugh, we cry
As the years go by

There were times we stumbled
They thought they had us down
We came around
How we rolled and rambled
We got lost and we got found
Now we’re back on solid ground

We took everything
All our times would bring
In this world of danger
’cause when your heart is strong
You know you’re not alone
In this world of strangers

Chorus

If we lose our way
Any night or day
Well, we’ll always be
I’m there for you
And I know you’re there for me

As the years go by
You know you’re not alone
In this world of strangers

Chorus 2x

See ya soon!

-Tim
aka the Great Cranky One
aka Drag Extrodinaire Sasha Harrison
aka The Jew Mama

Just call me Cybil :-)