Guest Blogger With A Message: Jesus Christ, There She Goes Again!

Well, Sasha's pussy has run off again, having had more than her fill of Florida's many attractions. She was last seen flying down I-4 in Orlando in her blood-red Ford Clitoris, moving at such speed that you'd swear she was bound and determined to show the folks at Walt Disney World and Universal Studios how real thrill rides should be built.

After briefly losing control of her trusty steed, shooting across a median, and down an embankment to land on another highway running some other direction (without her martini that, in a moment of being startled, she tossed out the window), Sasha's pussy hasn't been seen since. Some poor hitchhiker was teased with the promise of a free drink, but by the time he caught the glass, the contents had sloshed out onto the windshield of a J.B. Hunt semi-truck which, ironically, was hauling liquor to resupply the bars of central Florida in light of Sasha's visit. Oh well. At least the hitchhiker has a nice, shiny new Waterford martini glass to use in bartering a ride to wherever he's going. He can put away his kneepads and Chapstick for one more leg of his journey.

So now, Sasha's pussy is out there tearing up the roads and blazing her way through broken hearts and wrecked homes as she meanders her way back to Little Rock. If you've seen her in your town, please tell her to leave that poor woman's husband alone and get her wayward butt back home, because Sasha will be flying in from Orlando on Saturday, and woe betide the folks of central Arkansas if she doesn't have her pussy back before she leaves the airport. There will be such noise from her screaming as to make the engines of the 747's tremble in fear. And, considering it will be the weekend ending peoples' Thanksgiving travel, the fewer delayed flights, the better.

Until Sasha's return, you all have a great Thanksgiving, and check back soon to hear tales of her travels...well...as good as abroad. She did, after all, visit the Deep South.

Guest Blogger
Connie Lingas - Sasha's roommate who stayed behind to tend to her menagerie in her absence

Fraternity Picture

Here we all are. As you can see we are ecclectic group of folks but we have a good time together. I'm on the far right in the blue shirt and ballcap helping hold the banner. Fiona, Noel's guide dog is hiding her head but she is a lovely lady.

Fraternity Initiations, school projects, new children and upcoming vacations, these are a few of my favorite things!

Oh lord it seems like it has been ages since I posted. I am sure most people thought I had disappeared.

(In my best Celi Blue voice from the Color Purple) " I may be late, I maybe be ignunt, I may even be ugly! But I'm here!" ok now that I am done doing plays on movie lines its on to what has been going on.

Hrmm where to begin, well i have been engaged in a lot of e-mails and phone calls back and forth with my second ex-husband. he lives in seattle with his other half of nearly 6 years and it has been nice catching up. I think my husband and i will be jetting off to seattle to visit this next year. time does heal old wounds and it is very liberating to let go of bitterness.

It was next off to one of my favorite places in the world. Fayetteville, Arkansas. The home of the Arkansas Razorbacks! This is where i started college and also where I came out of the closet and have had a lot of meaningful things happen in my life. It was the fall initiation for my Fraternity Alpha Chi Sigma. AXE is a co-ed professional organization for Chemists. Now I am not a Chemist, but I was once on the road to being one and then changed my mind. But I had become a member of this wonderful group and membership is for life. I had a great time catching up with the folks and participating. I will attach a picture of the group of us.

Next it was back to my friend's place where I was staying. he has this sweet little friend i will designate as the new child. The NC is a sweet little guy of about 20 who we think is gay but is having a lot fo issues with himself. he works for my friend and needs someone to talk to. Well he took to me like a baby to a mothers nipple and here we are. lord the jew mama has aquired another child. i told my husband to sew my vagina shut after the last one but he didn't listen. Well the NC has been e-mailing me asking me all sorts of questions hopefully I can set him on the path to happiness. in case I had never mentioned it, one of my children designated me his jew mama one day and it has just stuck.

School has been nuts I am ready for it to be over. i have had to do a lot of group related stuff for a communication class and I am over it. the working out of schedules is on my last gay nerve. that is not a good place to be oh well almost done thank god!! next semester it is Linguistic Anthropology and Women in a changing society, two upper level anthro classes. I am getting ever so close to having my undergrad in anthro I cannot wait.

Now then onto vacation. The great cranky one is heading off to sunny florida for a week of fun at Disney and Universal. This is my first time there so I am excited. i leave tomorrow and will be back next saturday! i will miss everyone who reads me and will miss reading all my favorite folks. i will see you soon.

-Tim
-Sasha Harrison
-The Great Cranky One
-The Jew Mama

am i sure my name is not Cybil with all these personalities?

and still

How many of you know the song "and still" by Reba McEntire? Anyway I have had one of the verses in my head today. I put the verse that I have had stuck in my head in bold.

And Still.

Thousands of people live in this town
And I had to run into him
When I saw him there on that busy street
Those feelings came back again
There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
He walked up to me, looked in my eyes

Chorus:
And still
The world stood still
I couldn't move
And all I could feel
Was this aching in my heart
Saying I loved him still

He said how've you been
It's great to see you again
You're really a sight for sore eyes
I said, I can't complain
I'm doing fine
We talked as the people rushed by
We laughed about old times and all we went through
That's when he hugged me and said I've missed you

That's when she walked up to him
He said, this is my wife
I gave my best smile
But I was dying inside
He said we gotta go now
It's getting late
It was so good to see you
Then they walked away

ok so it moot.

Well before i wrote my post yesterday I had already left a message.


Well...... got a call back today. We had a very pleasant conversation of about 15 minutes or so, exchanged e-mails and such.

It was not what I was expecting. I had worried about a rush of emotion that might cloud my current judgement, I was wrong. Time does heal old wounds, I am not bitter like I once was, it was genuinely nice to hear how he was doing and to know that he is happy to know I am well and good.

Anyway it is now moot, but thanks to those who had responded.

-The Great Cranky One

thoughts and opinions please!

Ok so I am wanting thoughts and opinions.

I have an ex that i was with for about 1.5 years and I really miss them. Just as friends miss them, we have lost touch and I have undergone a big campaign to track them down. I have a number now, was it bad of me to want to find him since I am happily married to my current husband?

your thoughts please.

-T