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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Good lord here it goes!!

Well hello out there!!

I decided to create this after reading Barbra Seville's "from my lips to your ears". She has such a cute blog, I decided why not.

There was a time when I still lived in Fayetteville, Arkansas that my best friend and I wanted to have our own morning radio show on the university station. We were gonna going to call it "Mornin' toots!! Who needs coffee when we have the tea!! Waking up with Sasha and Mimi". It seemed very novel to us at the time, two of Fayetteville's dizziest queens just chopping it up with each other on the air helping people wake up and talking drag. Well being two of the dizziest queens, we didn't do mornings, so alas it never took off. Which sort of saddens me, we often talkedabout the content and things....segments such as "Sasha's Dragline News", with updates on shows and performers and even pagaents from around the country. That was going to be my segment since well I am sort of a walking Dragcylopedia, I know more about who is who and who has won what and girl who was bitter than Joan Rivers ever thought about knowing on the red carpet. Being dizzy we also made constant jokes about our pussies and how they would just get tired of us. We were constantly talking about hwo they had run away... AGAIN!! Anything would make those fish wanna jump off us and just take out in that BLOOD RED Ford Clitoris they ran around in. Just two giant sets of labia flying down the highway Meryl Streep sunglasses and all.

Anyway I guess that is all for me for now. I am going to actually get to work. I will have more later on, "who needs coffee when I have the tea!!"

Love ya!

Sasha Harrison